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Fri, 2 April 2004

Republican Gaff/Democrat Gaff: Who Wins?

Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV) managed to cast his 17,000th vote today. What an incredible achievement. The 86 year-old leftist has spent an astounding forty five years bleeding the taxpayer for a living. First elected in 1958, he has served seven consecutive 6 year terms. What…
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Wed, 31 March 2004

Contractors Get A Muslim Burial

Four civilian contractors were ambushed with small arms fire and RPGs in Fallujah today. One was a woman. This from FoxNews— Chanting “Fallujah is the graveyard of Americans,” residents cheered after the grisly assault on two four-wheel-drive civilian vehicles, which left both in flames. Others…
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Sat, 27 March 2004

NEWS ALERT: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Pregnant!!!

“News” people suck. I’m so sick to death of the same obnoxious stories over and over again. Michael Jackson is a demented pervert. Morons, don’t send your kids to him. End of news story. “Kobe” Bryant is an adulterous degenerate—regardless of whether he was “framed”…
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Sun, 21 March 2004

Clintonite Blows Whistle—On Bush!

Fox & Friends’ Steve Doocey put it best characterizing a supposed 9/11 whistle-blower as Dick “American Grand Stand” Clarke. There are a few minor issues that may put the tiniest twinge of doubt in your mind about Mr. Clarke’s objectivity. If you haven’t heard, he’s…